Kensi: I can say touché if I want.
Deeks: Yeah, you can say it, but it doesn’t make any sense. If I say something and you say something witty in return, which by the way is highly unlikely, let’s just say for the sake of argument you do, probably by accident, then and only then would I say “touché”.
Kensi: Yeah, see I just think you’re mad I beat you to it.
Deeks: That’s not how it works, only the person being bested can say touché. You know what, let me just drop some knowledge on you for a second alright. It’s French, it comes from fencing, it means “to touch”. So if I were to touch you with my sword then you would say “touché”.
Kensi: Then I wouldn’t say it, because you ain’t never touching me with your sword, Zorro.
Deeks: Wow, that just happened.
DAMON: I thought the League of Extraordinary Witches didn't negotiate with terrorists.
BONNIE: Who told you I was on their team?
BAMON AU; A few weeks after Bonnie has settled in New Orleans, Damon arrives and acquires a taste for the French Quarter's high life, and thus isn't the slightest bit supportive of Bonnie's assumed desire to shut the vampire circus down. But little does he know, the witch has a very different set of tricks up her sleeve.
will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING